Just in from a reliable source who commented on the grounds of aminimity,a shocking revelation..We have never been visited by spacemen,there are no spaceships from distant planets, no little green men.
Leonard Krumsky,aka "The Amazing Leo" an obscure hypnotist that traveled the nation over three decades, performing at carnivals,state fairs and various sideshows, Made a death bed confession.
The 92 yr old performer told those in attendance that he hypnotized thousands of people into thinking they were abducted by aliens,when in actuallity, he sexually assaulted and did the anal probs to satisfy his lusty, perverted desires. Our source tells me theres no way to truly tell how many people were subjected to this anal probing by Mr. Krumsky,It has to be in the thousands.Also he states that the hypnotist is more than likely the sole perpetrater because of the common simularities of this anal probing and the abduction accounts.The ironey is that many seeked out in desperation for multiple "visits".
On a more positive note both the Gay activist community and the "NATIONAL SOCIETY of HYPNOTISTS" plan to honor Mr,Krumsky in a yet undisclosed way for his astonishing accomplishments...
Well Tim here's another one for you..LOL Tom
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Edited by Thomasz on 21-02-2007 12:56
I guess my sense of humor skirts the edge of darkness,dry, and maybe bizzare..I have had to explain this last post several times to people..Do none of them ever watch Saturday Night Live or the Daily Show, or even Mad TV ?I think imagination is almost dead in America.
If anyone out there needs this explained to them I think you must be one of the programed brain dead fucks I'm talking about. Maybe I needed to explain to all that this is a joke, a spoof of a news article you may see in your local paper, or on the late news..I even had people say "wow that really happened" or "I don't understand", "I don't get it."
Well one thing I'm proud of is I have thick skin and I really don't care if I entertain you all or not.. I love amusing myself..What pisses me off is this world can't seem to take a joke, or they take what goes on in the world as all facts, "No big deal". Information and news travels so fast, people don't have time to "digest it "I can remember as a kid something big would happen and damn that was all we talked about for days, weeks, or even years.
Are the majority of people victims of "INFORMATION OVERLOAD"? We don't have time to analize information unless it's sensational or of sexual nature,odd, bizzare or not politically correct? If the ficticous "AMAZING LEO" had been say Donald Trump would that have change the story? How about Anna nicole and her cohorts attention getter huh?
On another site I posted a joke post about Anna Nicole pics, tons of hits..Is this Perverted or sensation seeking? Proves my point to me anyway..Would love to have someone that understands all this to comment..I'm not going to hold my breath...Tom
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