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Three Stores
A commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for rent.
The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants to rent the shop on the left.
The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?" The guy says, "A men's wear shop."
The owner tells him he gets free signage and asks what he wants on the sign. "Men's Wear," says the man.
A second guy comes along and wants to rent the right hand shop.
When asked he says he wants "Men's Wear" on his sign.
The owner tells him that the left hand shop will be the same. "No problem," says the man.
Finally a third man comes along to rent the middle shop.
The owner is most concerned because this guy also has a men's wear shop.
Rather wearily the owner asks him what he wants on his sign.
The guy replies: "Entrance."
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on February 20 2007 21:39:26
REDNECK PICKUP LINES
Body: Redneck Pick up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer "
bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench...every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. |
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